Why are there so few East/Southeast Asian-Americans born in the US?

Uh, probably because Asians are so smart, they're above all that nonsense. It doesn't matter where they are born. They'll outsmart most people born in the USA. I love my country (the USA), but some of our people are so stupid. Asians are probably working on birthing their children in another universe where they'll be more advanced. I sure wish my kids could be born in a much better world so they wouldn't have to be exposed to most idiots in this world including the USA. See, it doesn't matter if Asians aren't born in the USA. Most of them are ahead of the people born in the USA.